Sorry it’s been practically forever since the last part came out. What can I say? RL is a bitch sometimes.


 

Fairytales from the Loonatic: ‘Rella

Part 3

Pairings: (past) SiHan + (sort of) HanChul + (eventual) SiChul = SiHanChul, maybe? (What?), others mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack. Drama, little bit of Angst. Romance. AU. Fairytales!
Disclaimer: I own several things. None of which are the individuals represented herein.
Warning: What happens when a fanfic author is inspired by fairytales, is not quite sane, and gets evil twisted ideas. Great liberties taken with original fairytale storylines... My world, my rules.
Summary: Cinderella (without the familial abuse), with elements from the Princess Bride.

...The more I write, the longer it gets...

**Looks about with shifty eyes**

The more I write of this story, the more details pop into mind, and the more elaborate the tale gets.

I would like to note that Sleeping Joongie: The Official Primary ‘Rella Sidestory will be posted to only my LJ following the conclusion of this fic. I cannot post it to miracle______ because, well, it focuses on Jaejoong, with the Super Junior characters playing only minor roles, which is against the community rules. And I cannot make it a part of this fic because 1) splicing Sleeping Joongie into ‘Rella is a bit too awkward, and 2) my Heechul!Muse was throwing a fit at the thought of having to share the spotlight with Jaejoong. I will note here, however (as well as in Sleeping Joongie when I finally finish it) that the climactic ending to both fics are pretty much the same, just with different points of view.

Before any of my readers start freaking, however, I did splice in a short summary into this installment.

 **Plunks down the second part, and runs for safety** You attack me, you don’t get part 3!

Fairytales from the Loonatic: ‘Rella

Part 2

Pairings: (past) SiHan + (sort of) HanChul + (eventual) SiChul = SiHanChul, maybe? (What?), others mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack. Little bit of Drama, little bit of Angst. Romance. AU. Fairytales!
Disclaimer: I own several things. None of which are the individuals represented herein.
Warning: What happens when a fanfic author is inspired by fairytales, is not quite sane, and gets evil twisted ideas. Great liberties taken with original fairytale storylines... My world, my rules.
Summary: Cinderella (without the familial abuse), with elements from the Princess Bride.

Note: Yes, I did blatantly borrow some lines from the 1997 TV version of Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella

Not beta'd, because my beta is busy...

It's cut into parts because, well...first of all I promised that part of it would be out today, plus I don't think it would fit in one post anyway because it is already nine friggin' pages long, and I still have a ways to go yet... ^_______^ All drafted. Just need to actually finish it...

So yes, here is another installment in my twisted little Fairytales series. Before I begin…can anyone honestly and truly imagine Heechul of all people passively accepting any abuse that a stepparent or any stepsiblings would heap upon a standard “Cinderella” character? ‘Cause if you do, drop me a line and explain it to me. Like, seriously.

And just f.y.i., each of these installments can be read as a stand-alone, though they are all written in the same ‘universe’ so to speak, so will have characters crossing over.

Fairytales from the Loonatic: ‘Rella
Part 1

Pairings: (past) SiHan + (sort of) HanChul + (eventual) SiChul = SiHanChul, maybe? (What?), others mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack. Little bit of Drama. Romance. AU. Fairytales!
Disclaimer: I own several things. None of which are the individuals represented herein.
Warning: What happens when a fanfic author is inspired by fairytales, is not quite sane, and gets evil twisted ideas. Great liberties taken with original fairytale storylines... My world, my rules.
Summary: Cinderella (without the familial abuse), with elements from the Princess Bride.

The bunny, which is in fact the representative of its particular bunny group, just refuses to stop whispering into my ears, in the process eating what few brain cells I have left over.

Without further ado, I present to you...

Fairytales from the Loonatic: Little Red Rosy Cheeks

by me, zoolooney

beta:

fukurou_hi

Pairings: Main ZhouRy, others mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack. Humor? AU. Fairytales!
Disclaimer: I own several things. None of which are the individuals represented herein.
Warning: What happens when a fanfic author is inspired by fairytales, is not quite sane, and gets evil twisted ideas. Oh, and sort-of pseudo-animal-human hybrids in this one...
Summary: Little Red Riding Hood adapted to suit my whims. Bwahahahaha.